The Screaming Rubber Chicken

Some gifts say "I care." This one says "AAAAAAAHHHHHH."

A classic rubber chicken that lets out a long, ridiculous scream every time you squeeze it. Great for meetings, family dinners, road trips, and ruining naps.

• Small (about 6 in): desk-sized chaos
• Medium (about 11 in): the everyday screamer
• Large (about 14 in): maximum drama

Buy two: one for you, one for your worst enemy.

Not responsible for roommate disputes.

Free US shipping. Ships in 7–12 business days.